Hi.

O'levels are next week. I should study.
I have to study.
I should be studying.
But I'm not. Why? Oh God, fuck. I'm an isnane psycho bitch who is freaked out beyond shit but is the laziest procastinator on the face of this planet after the guy who read the whole of Brittanica.

Hit me when you find a cure for me aright?
Yeah.

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Babar, Thee fuckhead, is going to zat. Yeah. ZAT. I could hook up with him NOW and continue with it for more than a month somehow and seep into his family and run away from mine and then nothing will seperate me from the moshpit.
Only he doesn't like Red Bull with Vodka.
And I'm being overly stupid to the point I'm disgusting myself.

-Has lovely idea for Marauders one-shot + original story with sexy bald psycopath, the sexy beach and even sexier angst.
Will not procrastinate. Will pour out the sexyness the mind holds for the world to see, love, cherish, hold dear, appreciate.
Seriously.

I'm hilarious aren't I?

-Wonders why testesterone filled beings start ranting about how bad drugs are and how they've passed through the whole smoking/getting stoned stage and how it fucks you up and how they know more than you and how they're God's gift to AA and Courtney Love.
Honestly, I know. You don't have to tell me how you screwed yourself over and over when you did not. I know. I'm NOT on heroin, coke, marijuana, hash, weed, LSD,speed or anything thats hiding in your sock drawer. I'm not. You know it. The whole macho, I'm there to protect you thing? Doesn't work on me.
Screw me around, bitch with me, drive me crazy and I'll love you.
Please, PLEASE don't go big bear.
I salute to Walt Disney but take two hammers and hit them on whatever is surrounding you, one in each hand.
Then tell me you want to record it and go around listening to it all bloody day long.
And actually do it.
No?
Yes, eff off.

Most used phrase of the day=
me pretending to be all smart and intellectual in front of people smarter and more intellectual than me. Not you though. But you know, being that smart is stupid. Because then no one gets you. And then you go all bitter. And emo. And bi-polar. And then you die. The last part is joy. The rest- sucks dinnit?

-Try repeating that 10,000 times and dissecting that and analyzing that. And then explaining how you obviously do not feel that way and OMG PLEASE DO YOU KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS?
And don't ask me Whatsup. Or Wadap. Or anything. Its 5 frickin am and I'm trying to make it my habit to SLEEP. And you just don't ask that when you've been after a person's life since the past hour.

Random fact= Drinks more water in a day than normal people do in 5

I love you.
All.